Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
(via mahanaibu-eebowai)
Source: himchanspenus
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
(via deerworld)
me flirting: *breathes heavily and favorites your tweet*
Q:Thanks for following back ~
no problem! thanks for following me
i cannot fathom me describing to you how LONG i have waited for this gifset
(via rocklaxer28)
Source: 2000ish
Sometimes people have a hard time understanding what a happy relationship between two people who obvs think the other is awesome looks like.
We think this is one great (and holy bananas, so freaking hilarious) example.
Can i please have a marriage like this?!
(via hullabaloocaneckcaneck)
Source: hellyeahscarleteen
my life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes
(via teamalmostfreewill)
Source: cainesoren
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
(via deerworld)
Source: twoukofukawa
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Jacob. 19. Texas A&M.
